As an aspiring Primary school teacher here are a few education related quotes to make you smile before you start that marking:
YOU CAN’T BE LATE UNTIL YOU SHOW UP
I AM NOT LATE … IT IS JUST EVERYONE ELSE IS EARLY
I HAVE TWO RULES IN THE CLASSROOM:
1. TRY YOUR BEST
2. AND OBEY ALL MY RULES
IF IT WASNT FOR THE LAST MINUTE I WOULD NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE
BEST EXCUSES FOR NOT HANDING IN HOMEWORK:
1. I COULDN’T FIND ANYONE TO COPY FROM
2. MY DAD SAW IT AND TOOK IT TO SHOW EVERYONE AT WORK BECAUSE HE
THOUGHT IT WAS SO EXCEPTIONAL
SOME PEOPLE TALK IN THEIR SLEEP. LECTURERS TALK WHILE OTHER PEOPLE SLEEP (please not lecturers this quote is NOT mine!!!)
A MAN WHO HAS GONE TO SCHOOL MAY STEAL A PINT OF MILK BUT IF HE HAS A UNIVERSITY EDUCATION, HE MAY STEAL THE WHOLE MILK CART
THE SCHOOL I WENT TO THE TEACHER ASKED A PUPIL TO PROVE THE LAW OF GRAVITY ... SO THE PUPIL THREW THE TEACHER OUT THE WINDOW (obviously i did not go to that school)
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